ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kuʻi ʻana i kahi ʻulaʻula nani, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kuʻi ʻana iā ia ma ka home! ʻAʻole hoʻohilahila kāna hoaaloha iā ia, ʻike kāna hoaaloha i kāna mea e makemake ai, a ma ka moe kolohe, ʻike ʻo ia i ka hilinaʻi nui, he hauʻoli ia e leʻaleʻa me ia.
Ha, ha - lawe ʻo ia i kahi kāne ma kahakai me ka hoʻohiki ʻana e hōʻike iā ia e hohola ana ma ka home. ʻAʻohe mea e poina! A ʻo ia nō hoʻi, i kona ʻike ʻana i ka nui o kāna pahu pani, ʻaʻole ia i noʻonoʻo i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe - no ka hauʻoli loa iā ia e wehe i ka pō! ʻIke wau ua ana mua ʻo ia me kona maka. I kēia manawa, e kaena ʻo ia i kāna mau hoaaloha ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka lio 23 cm!
ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
Ma ke ʻano he wahine makua, he mea kupanaha loa ia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he aha ka manaʻo o ka hoʻowalewale ʻana i ke kāne e like me ia, ʻo ka mea wale nō āu e hana ai, ʻo ka hoʻolohilohi ʻana i kēlā mau tits a mākaukau ʻo ia e hele! Mākaukau loa wau e moe kolohe iaʻu iho.