Ha, ha - lawe ʻo ia i kahi kāne ma kahakai me ka hoʻohiki ʻana e hōʻike iā ia e hohola ana ma ka home. ʻAʻohe mea e poina! A ʻo ia nō hoʻi, i kona ʻike ʻana i ka nui o kāna pahu pani, ʻaʻole ia i noʻonoʻo i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe - no ka hauʻoli loa iā ia e wehe i ka pō! ʻIke wau ua ana mua ʻo ia me kona maka. I kēia manawa, e kaena ʻo ia i kāna mau hoaaloha ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i ka lio 23 cm!
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, no ka mea, ʻaʻole ia e huki i ka makahiki o ka lede ma ka makuahine o kahi kāne makua. ʻOi aku koʻu makemake e ʻōlelo ʻo ia kāna hoaaloha, ma ke ʻano he hoaaloha ʻike loa. A pono ʻoe e ʻōlelo ʻo kona anus ua haʻalulu loa. ʻO nā tits silicone maopopo, akā maikaʻi loa ke ʻano a me ka nui. Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole i hoʻohilahila ʻia ka sperm i loko o kāna ʻano wahine, maopopo ʻaʻole ʻo ia makaʻu e hāpai! No laila, manaʻo wau ua lanakila lākou i kahi hulina hulina kaulana, ʻo ke Keiki a me ka makuahine,
Makemake au iā ia.