Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
Maikaʻi ke kiaʻi - hoʻoikaika ʻo ia iā ia iho me ka uku momona. ʻO ka mea e hopu ai ʻo ia ka mea e loaʻa iā ia. ʻAʻole pilikia ka ʻaihue - ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia. A hiki i nā moa a pau ke omo i nā dicks - ʻo ka mea nui ke hoʻoikaika pono iā lākou. Pono ʻoe e hoʻomaikaʻi i kāu mau mākau ʻoihana. A i ʻole, e hāʻawi mau ʻoe i nā lawelawe moe kolohe no ka manuahi.
Ua hana wau, akā paʻakikī